If you have recently set an appointment for a waxing to remove your unwanted hair, be afraid, be very afraid. Just use that computer in front of you and type in something similar to waxing horror stories and Google will undoubtedly give you pages of the most terrifying experiences people have suffered during a waxing session. If you still don’t believe us, then take a few hours of time out of your evening and watch The 40 Year Old Virgin. The point we are trying to make is that waxing is a painful procedure, and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise. Sure, waxing saves you time if you typically pluck, but at a price.

Get this, when you go to your waxing appointment, they will quite literally rip your hair out from the follicles. Indeed, it does sound like a page from a horror/torture movie. Now, having hair ripped from your body is bad enough, but just think about the areas of your body the ripping will be taking place. Now, you might stand having your upper lip waxed, that may rate a 7 or 8 on the pain scale. But when they rip hair from around your eyebrows, that is closer to a 9, definitely. And we cannot imagine the pain rate when having your bikini line waxed. What’s worse, just as you get all those body parts nice and smooth and hair-free, it starts growing back again. So now you have to start the whole procedure once again.

Stop the madness. We invite Greeley residents to enjoy laser hair removal. We want you to watch horror movies, not live them.